Oh Shyt.

I just saw some women being turned on and suitably seduced by Mithun Da sucking on her leg.

And then I saw Ravi Behl being turned on and suitably seduced by the ugliest of them village-not-so-belles.

I may never be able to regain my ability to be sexually excited again.

#Lesson for today: Avoid such movies. They ruin sex lives.


Rene Lacoste said...

There's a movie of his called Gunda. Its spoken of in the same breath around this place as Godfather. Do watch it ;)

Sherry Wasandi said...

I have found great joy by opening my mind(and living room) to the likes of Jaya TV.

One innovatively choreographed south-indian dance sequence will have you know what I'm talking about.

Trust me, they stretch the very threads of creativity to lengths undreamt of. Seduction, did you day?

Lemon Girl said...

@Rene: I will do so asap. No seductive leg sucking in it I hope? I don't think my mind could take another such blow.

@Sherry: I've seen worse. I've watched Cantonese movies where the protagonists have stooped to the level of dunking each other in puddles for seduction.

Sherry Wasandi said...

Ahh yes!
I got a riled up in the Indian-ness of things.

Cantonese cinema is brilliant on a whole different level!

There's this movie called Koma. Supposedly one of the rare gems from that part of the world. Watch it. And tell me if it doesn't fry your brain cells.

Tangled up in blue... said...

Its a lil eerie that I'm deadly curious about who Ravi Behl is and that I googled him before I came back to comment..

These little (this is not even a pun) wonders may ruin sex lives, but they make for excellent "timepass" I must say..

And I agree with Sherry about Jaya TV..

it can give one this rather goopy-bilious-vomitty feeling like only three-month old cheap mawa cakes can..

Lemon Girl said...

@ Sherry: Yes! I have seen Koma like 20 times! Would explain my current state of affairs rather well. :D

@ TUIB: Ravi Behl. One of the hosts on Boogie Woogie. Timepass, well true enough. I totally get what you mean by that feeling.